how can u be prego again
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
