I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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