I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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