Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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