She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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