Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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