glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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