Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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