My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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