She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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