i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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