I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
