just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He is an equal opportunity slut.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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