last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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