thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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