It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
