I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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