But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize