You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It's not a walk of shame if you run
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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