why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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