I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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