Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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