why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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