some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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