On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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