my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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