whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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