I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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