Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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