i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i used baking grease as lip gloss
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
So squirting runs in the family.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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