i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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