A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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