before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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