READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
and you fell through a lawn chair
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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