So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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