Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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