you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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