whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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