Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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