Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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