I think i sorta joined a cult last night
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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