And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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