ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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