No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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