I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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