Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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