I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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