Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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