I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He shit in the fireplace
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