you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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