I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He better not be in your backpack
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
