what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
so let's talk penis.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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