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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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