try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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