She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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