i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Randomize
