We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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