it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It's blow job season.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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