I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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